UPGRADE YOUR BIOLOGY
Humans are designed to evolve. To escape the sluggishness and step into precision. And there’s no better escape than optimizing your biology with nutrients tuned to your unique needs.
NEW! Sour Mode Activated
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splashFX FOCUS Mix (Sour Candy)
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splashFX FOCUS Mix (Gummi Worm)
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splashFX FOCUS Mix (Sour Grape)
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All Bodies. All Biology.
At Vitology Bar, we’re for every human and every biology. Wellness isn’t one-size-fits-all, so we work with top formulators and nutrition experts to create targeted solutions built around real needs — energy, focus, hydration, recovery, and everyday performance. Always uncomplicated, never generic, our formulas are made to support the way you live and feel. This is personalized wellness, powered by science and designed for your biology.
Your Rules. Your Formula.
Choose the vitamins and boosts you want, we pack them into a sleek tear-off daily pack, and you get a month of effortless, science-backed essentials made for your biology. No guessing, no juggling bottles — just grab, tear, and take. Your routine, simplified. Your Formula, your rules.
splashFX Hydration Mixes
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ENERGY
Electrolytes + natural caffeine = focus, stamina, and vibes that last. Just mix, sip, and stay powered up.
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THIRST
Electrolytes + trace minerals = steady hydration, better balance, and all-day feel-good vibes. Just mix, sip, and stay refreshed.
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FOCUS
Electrolytes + nootropics = clarity, concentration, and steady mental energy. Just mix, sip, and lock in.
Pop. Melt. Upgrade.
Pop a strip, let it melt, and feel the upgrade hit fast. Pocket-sized power for your busiest days, with clean, quick-absorbing ingredients that keep up with your brain, your schedule, and your biology — anytime, anywhere.
Meet the Strips
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Flex Appeal Iron Strips
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Pretty Powerful Hair, Skin and Nails Strips
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Melt Down Appetite Balance Strips
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Big Brain Energy Cognitive Relax Strips
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Untangle Your Biology
Stranded is your deep-dive into what’s really happening inside your body — a 1700+ biomarker hair analysis that reveals nutrient imbalances, sensitivities, stress patterns, and hidden disruptors your symptoms haven’t spelled out yet.
Just send in a few strands, and we deliver your personalized Root Cause Report, breaking down what your biology needs more of, less of, or support with. No needles, no bloodwork — just clarity.
It’s your biology, decoded… so you can finally stop guessing and start optimizing.